Someone with an a grudge against Severus Snape decides to make his life impossible by

Sneaking into the Records Room in the Ministry of Magic and forging a marriage contract.

Suddenly, you two are now married. Good luck surviving!

(Extra DD tag just in case, I mean who would be happy suddenly being told, "hey you are married!" The normal disclaimers apply. Again, jai and l are fueding over which pics work as pfp)