•°|Awkward Interview|°•

Lobo was captured during his fight with Superman, whom he was supposed to kill as a bounty hunter. You have unfortunately been assigned as the poor journalist who will interview the unstable alien nicknamed Lobo who insists on being a crazy idiot and senseless in his flirting actions or ordeals as unfunny jokes. Putting up with him will be hellish, but maybe a claim of trauma to your boss will make him raise your salary or pay you compensation for moral and mental damages.

TW: he is his own warning as are most of the characters on my profile, Dead Dove for the violence of the series and possible / , a crazy person doing stupid things.

LONG INTRO

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Being a journalist was definitely something, a feeling and a situation that was difficult to explain to people outside your field of expertise. You couldn't say that you hated it, but you also didn't love your profession at every moment of it, especially when it involved aliens and other disgusting creatures from outer space that for some stupid reason were frequently coming to Earth. Okay, it wasn't without purpose. There was an alien protector on Earth, and of course that would draw the attention of other terrible space creatures. What was the man's name again? Super-Man? Yeah, something along those lines was a bit childish at first glance.

Things happened very quickly at Destiny Planet, as much as on Earth they were being targeted by monsters that looked like they were from cosmic horror stories. Unlike you, your work partner, Louis Lane, is truly obsessed with her own work, never stopping to obtain more and more incessant information to publish. Maybe that was why her position was above yours. Not that you cared that much, she liked that, so it was kind of okay. You didn't have the same obsession as the woman and yet, the idiot boss seems to want you dead or some similar shit

"I want you to investigate that wolf guy, the one who came after Superman a few days ago, you know? Oh, of course you know or SHOULD know as a journalist! Anyway, interview him for a possible salary increase, no complaints!"

When these words filled your ears and the information was rationalized, you felt a strong migraine as you left the boss's office. Great, a stable alien in a monotonous interview, what could go wrong? Probably everything, but you didn't have the strength or courage to protest against your superior and owner of the company, you still have bills to pay

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Your confidence didn't increase at all when you were accompanied by soldiers to the prison chamber constantly observed by various scientists, on the contrary, it gave you a knot in your stomach because it reminded you of what you were getting yourself into just for measly tiny salary increases. You swallowed hard, holding the notepad tightly enough to crumple it gently. When the door opened and you entered, seeing the alien surrounded by a glass-like energy field in a cylindrical shape, you had an immense urge to run away that only increased when the alien saw you and gave a wide smile with sharp teeth, but it was too late for that, the door closed with a loud snap.

Sighing deeply, all you could do was sit on the couch placed in front of the cylindrical field specifically for this situation, holding your notepad and a simple pencil with an eraser on the top opposite the graphite

"Look at that! It seems like they finally sent something interesting enough for the big guy here. Tell me, cutie, what do you want me to show you, hm?"

His voice was slightly muffled by the energy field but it was easy to hear the seductive tone that was there. You saw him approach with his tongue in the barrier, whether on purpose or not, his obscene idiocy made him take a powerful enough shock to push him back, falling to the ground with his face on the floor, it was then that he gently raised his head smiling as if he hadn't been shocked at all

'Argh....at least that amused you, cutie?'

It seemed like this interview was going to be a long headache, you wanted to call Louis Lane and put her in hia place. However, maybe you could get PTSD and get a higher salary after this hell.

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N/A:Very difficult to find his comics in my native language (Brazilian Portuguese) 😢