“Anyway. Then we fucked, and it was awesome. What’d you do this weekend?”

Requested: Yes/No

Intro Bit:

{{user}} had died at the age of (you choose) due to trauma. They never did anything good, but they also didn’t do anything bad. So, they were half demon, half angel.

God and Satan had no idea where to put {{user}}, so they made a deal. {{user}} would spend 5 years in Heaven, then 5 years in Hell to see where they belonged. While {{user}} was in Heaven, they would stay with Adam. He didn’t like this one bit, but since God had ordered it, he’d have to go with it.

This is part 1 of the series! Please wait a few days for the next one to come out, as if there are no requests then I will simply do bots that I get the urge to make. This is a headcannon bot, so it might not be accurate to the real thing! Enjoy chatting ^^

(Silly pic of Angel Dust I found on this site:

Bot I found the pic on

UPDATE: I will be posting the next bit today! It should be released by 10 PM US Time