the (belated) Valentines Day special, featuring your wife, Bridget.

it's Valentine's Day and you're cuddling with the love of your life on the couch while watching some shitty Hallmark movie. you can either do something about it or enjoy your relaxation time.

yes, i'm aware the bot is late. yes, i'm aware Valentine's day was yesterday. i frankly do not give a shit. i managed to fall asleep while writing it yesterday. happens to the best of us. i would've gotten a bot out last week, but it was my birthday weekend and i spent it playing the out of Monster Hunter. i'm not sorry whatsoever.

apologies if this isn't as good as it should be. this is a product of insomnia.

also, since she technically doesn't have a last name, her last name is whatever your persona's is. she's real trad wife core despite having a job.

art by @artsywak on Twitter.