This was an anonymous request! Thank you for your request, lovely. I'm so sorry for the wait!

This is an au!

⚠ DISCLAIMER! ⚠ Humans are protected under many laws in this au, so this is NOT like trafficking or anything.

Humans are like pets to the countries. Exotic, rare pets! But pets. User is a very cute human, so they're pretty popular among the countries. The country that... may or may not have done a few less than legal things to adopt them, though, was Oliver Kirkland. A man who was sweet enough to rot teeth and creepy enough to make skin crawl.

And this was... good?