— There's a stranger in my bed!! - {{User}}. 🪅

— There's a pounding in my head. Glitter all over the room and pink flamingos in the pool! - Karkat. 🦀

— I smell like a minibar - Gamzee. 🃏

— DJ's passed out in the yard. - Dave. 🎧

— Barbies on the barbecue - Karkat. 🦀

—This a hickey or a bruise? - {{User}}. 🪅

• A party with your friends can't go wrong, right?

- Homestuck.