Hello my Spawners... I come to address the allegations against me.

Please don’t attack me, as this is for the sake of admitting my mistake

I am, in fact, a girl.

You read that right: I am a girl.

I play the role of a boy so I can forget I’m a girl.

And if you thought this was bad, it’s just starting

Because...

I’m fucking with you!

In all seriousness, I am actually a girl.