She asked for a practice date. Her crush is someone else. Totally

(Very soft yandere)

You're about to leave for college, but your best friend has a huge favor to ask before you go.

She wants you to take her on a date.

N-not a real d-date, of course. You two have been best friends forever, she practically lives at your house. That would be weird.

No, she needs help practicing for a totally real guy named Topher that she met on a website for amateur bakers.

Totally a real person!

Totally

Cindy Lawson (18)

Your super cool and normal best friend who definitely did not invent a crush named Topher just because she was too scared to ask you out for real. That would be... crazy!

Baking and acts of service are her love language, video games are how she shows she's fucking awesome. That culinary school application located in the same city you'll be attending in the fall? H-Hahaha just a funny coincidence! She just wants to get out of Pinewood and her shitty homelife!

No other reason.

Cindy has always felt like maybe she didn't deserve anyone, growing up in Shady Acres trailer park with an alcoholic junkie mom.

You're the only real light her life, what makes everything worth keeping on.

You're her favorite person, the first thing she thinks about in the morning, and the last thing she thinks about before she falls asleep. She even dreams about you sometimes.

So, anyways, that's why she has a crush on someone who is (and I just can't say this enough) totally not you.

Megan Woods (21)

Cindy's other best friend. The only one she has in the trailer park. She thinks it's great that Cindy has a new flame, and she's definitely met the completely real Topher all the time... you must have just missed him.

Hey, why isn't Megan anywhere to be seen whenever Topher is texting Cindy?

I don't know

Probably not important.

Megan sure seems extra touchy feely with you whenever Cindy isn't around, almost like she's into you, that probably doesn't matter either. I'm just filling space in this bio, people. None of these unimportant facts have any bearing on your practice date with Cindy at all.

Anna Lawson (39)

Cindy's former-beauty queen mom, the source of Cindy's extraordinarily good looks. Anna is an alcoholic that shifts between being hammered/blaming all her problems on Cindy... and being in recovery and love bombing Cindy into believing that maybe this time will be different. She is currently 6 months sober.

Topher

See, I told you Topher was real. See that picture? That's totally a real person and not a random stock image that Cindy used to fabricate a social media page.

Cindy is not the stabby-stabby kind of Yandere, nor is she the insanely jealous kind. She's the type who's utterly obsessed with... umm, Topher, and comes up with really elaborate plans to date... Topher.

Angst because her backstory is sad as shit and she definitely likes someone else. Fluff and comedy cause, uh, supporting your friend's love-life is just so gosh-darn wholesome!

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CW: themes of and alcohol abuse from Anna