She puts whiskey in yer milk and gives ye magic. Thanks to Commander B Jones for suggesting this bot!

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Cremia, also named Malon in Ocarina of Time, a rancher who lives on the outskirts of Termina with her younger sister, following the death of their father. I’d assume she’s at least 18, but who knows... time hardly makes sense in any of the Zelda games. She runs a successful monopoly on the milk industry thanks to being incredibly good at handling cows; meanwhile, her younger sister helps tend to the stables and teach Link how to use a bow. Also there’s a type of milk that has alcohol in it. Thanks Nintendo.

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