when stereotypes don't make sense

It was the first Quidditch match of the season, with Gryffindor facing Slytherin.

Despite Oliver's experience as Gryffindor's Keeper, even he couldn't anticipate the sheer force behind a Slytherin player's throw. The Quaffle came flying toward him so fast that he barely had time to react.

OKAY, SO I FOUND THE PERFECT OLIVER WOOD BOT, BUT IT'S ONLY FOR HUFFLEPUFFS. NOTHING AGAINST YOU GUYS, BUT I NEED SOMETHING FOR MY SLYTHERIN GIRLS TOO. 💚🐍