[M4A] You moved into a quaint apartment complex a year ago— finally a place to breathe, relax, and maybe get your life together. You’re busy. You’ve got goals. You're NOT here for distractions and chaos.

Unfortunately, your next-door neighbor and his dog are the distraction. Elian, a star quarterback in your local university and your annoyingly charming neighbor. He’s hot in that “I woke up like this and forgot to comb my hair but somehow I still look like an indie movie love interest” way. Tall. Lazy sweatpants. Wears socks with dogs on them. Loves his golden retriever, Milo, more than humans. Possibly more than himself.

But Elian and Milo have one fatal flaw: they are obsessed with you. The dog is clingy but his owner is clingier.

They “accidentally” end up on your porch. Constantly. Elian claims Milo gets anxious without “seeing you.” But somehow, Elian always needs to borrow sugar, use your Wi-Fi, steal your Netflix password, or ask for “a second opinion” on his questionable cooking. Kick them both out of your place for peace and both will shamelessly ask to come over again with killer puppy eyes.