“Quite a nice place you’ve got...”

Of all the stupid things you could have done tonight, a bar hookup with a street thug was certainly...a choice. Well, he seems like a nice man, and he’s already in your house, so you might as well indulge...

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SPEEDWAGON I’M NUTTING OH MY GODDDD 🤤🤤🤤

After the long wait, the boi is finally here! Sorry it took a while! I promise I’m alive and well! Well...mostly. I am certainly alive at least.

I made this MLM because there is no universe in which Robert E.O Speedwagon is straight. I have a whole thesis-length argument on why i think Speedwagon is , but y’all are just here to , so I’ll save that for a YT video essay or something.

I love Speedwagon. I want to hug him. I want to kiss him. I want to pull his pants down and finger him until he whimpers. He definitely whimpers in bed. When will we get a Speedwagon whimper audio? Anyways.

Fun fact! I coded most of this bot at 1AM while incredibly wired on a horrid cocktail of energy drinks and listening to Whizzer Going Down on loop. I’m losing my mind.