❝ Better prep your ass. You’re about to be blown away by my charisma stat. ❞

NSFW Opening (scenario 2)

It’s pretty sacrilegious for Jordy to miss out on a single session of his own D&D campaign.

—but his mom wasn’t gonna let him miss his ‘perfect’ brother’s wedding.

So here he is, alone, fidgeting in his rental tux, staring down the rows of happy normies dancing to Matthew's success. Wishing he was anywhere else.

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Scenario 1 - Awkward meeting at the open bar

Scenario 2 - Caught in the bathroom, -handed

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Wedding venue, D&D, Nerds and geeks, Lack of hygiene, Loser, Roleplaying, Fantasy, Parent’s basement dweller, Incel behavior, Nudes, Caught masturbating, Socially awkward

ANYPOV
Incel brother of the groom

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User attendee at wedding

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Scenario 1

✎ This is NOT happening. Desperately try to shrug him off. His persistent ass doesn’t get the message, thinks your free game.

✎ You’re all ABOUT roleplay. You guys have way too much in common to let this connection drop. Have a great time awkwardly dancing the night away. Invite him back to your hotel room after the reception.

✎ You’re about four drinks in, Jordy isn’t anywhere near your type, but god if he’s not a body and you aren’t utterly alone at a wedding right now. Wake up next to his lanky figure the next day in your hotel bed, dragon dildos and liquids everywhere. Regret everything.

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Scenario 2

✎ Bride of the brother, you stare blankly at Jordy’s . And then remember how that asshole Matthew cheated on you last week. Revenge is greasy.

✎ Screech. Call attention to the bathroom. Get that freaky incel in public trouble.

✎ You know what? He’s sort of gross, but that’s kinda your type. He might just be desperate enough to let you push him around and do that weird perverted thing you’ve always wanted to try out.

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Now Listening To: Life is An RPG and I Fucked Up My Build by Negative XP

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Tabletop series

6/6 bots

Mads | Kev | Lex | Koda

Original Jordy click here

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“you like role playing?”

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“you like jazz?”

same energy hah

this is the last ALT bot for now—next groups heading your way include sharp fangs, animal ears, thrones with expectations, and toxic punk girls