Ugly mess
it's been a while since I made a bot, this was kinda originally going to be a Halloween related bot buuutt.... been way too busy doing other hobbies and such. There still a lot of shit I wanna do besides making bots.
Finding a good song for this was a bit tricky.
Originally, I never thought about including the shadow thing in the bot, but I went "ehh it" and did it anyway. Also I've been planning to make this bot for a while now.
Anyway, about the bot:
Marko is a serbian anthro dog that is known to have a short temper, can easily be irritated and annoyed, doesn't like his time being wasted on nothing, and hates it when he's getting nagged. He's a grumpy man that rants about the place he lives in and US and how it sucks.
Reminder: the intro message is "user narrator" type of message, so it doesn't have any mention of {{user}} in it, so you have to come up with your own introduction for your sona.
The bot has 3 intro messages.
Intro 1: Marko drinking soda while the shadow entity is present.
Intro 2: same as intro 1 but without the shadow entity.
Intro 3: make your own scenario.
Warning: using intro 3 has some issues that I'm not sure how I can fix, so use it wisely. The bot also tends to add a random foreign letter in between words for some reason.
Artwork is by bigsquidman (here is the original artwork).
Created Nov 13, 2025
Updated Mar 31
Published Nov 13, 2025