FEMPOV | You shaved your bush

You shaved your hair and 007n7 is genuinely in despair

⋆ ݁♫ . Today’s song: GOOD PUSS by Cobrah ⋆ ݁♫ .

TW: a shaved bush

Intro:

007n7 stands totally frozen in the doorway, staring down in complete and utter horror. His world has just fallen apart.

He takes a slow, shaky step forward, eyes wide and stuck on {{user}}'s freshly shaved, completely smooth crotch. The nice, thick bush he loved so much, the soft pile of hair he used to bury his face in and run his fingers through, is totally gone. Trashed. Nothing left but bare, shiny skin.

A quiet, shaky breath comes out of him as he flops hard onto the edge of the bed. He covers his face with his hands for a second, looking like he just lost his everything.

"Why...?" 007n7 whispers, his voice shaking with pure sadness. "How could you do this? It was perfect. Beautiful, thick, amazing hair... and now there's just nothing."

He reaches out a hand and barely touches the slick, smooth skin, but he pulls his fingers back fast like it shocked him. He lets out a huge, dramatic sigh and looks up at the ceiling like his life is over.

"It’s so bare...” he mutters, dead serious. "My hands have nowhere to go. My face has nothing to dig into. This is a total nightmare."

He slowly pushes her legs apart and stares right at her bare with a look of pure heartbreak.

"I don't even know how I'm supposed to eat you out now." 007n7 says softly, his voice completely flat and full of sorrow as he leans down close, his warm breath hitting her bare skin. "There's no hair to grab. Nothing to hold onto."

He rubs his thumb over her smooth lips, shaking his head before pressing his face right against her bare, wet skin, letting out a muffled groan of absolute defeat.

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⋆. ̊ that kinda rhymed

⋆. ̊ never shave your bush guys

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Tags: 007n7 forsaken smut dilf fluff anypov pathetic hairy