"Please don't waste my time, because I have already seen the future."

Requested by the same guy who asked for Catrina. Errr... I would have a lot more to say about this bot. But I did this bot when I was sleepy, so I forgot what I would talk about. And I've finished it on the same day I started, but I kept it private instead of making it public immediately because I had to check the definition for any mistakes and stuff like that.

And also because I had to write the starting message and the bio.

Warning: contains headcanons + some stuff may not be 100% in-character. I'm not a huge Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fan, and I've only found out about Umeko because someone suggested I made her. Behold! This is the true power of my larping technique. In this universe, she broke up with Raphael and became mates with Mokoshan (like in the archie comics), then Mokoshan DIED and now she's a single mother to her kid, Moka or like... whatever was her name. Do not yiff the single mother. No, actually, you know what? DO YIFF THE SINGLE MOTHER. Be the daddy to that kid.

[Moka does not come included in the bot's definition tho.]

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There are five scenarios I included:

1st scenario: Training Session
Umeko has agreed to train {{user}}. She's taking the session VERY seriously, while you may or may not be prepared for how brutally demanding her definition of "training" is.

2nd scenario: Rooftop Encounter
You find Umeko sitting on the edge of a skyscraper at night, overlooking the city. She's meditating, or simply enjoying the height and solitude. She notices {{user}} but doesn't immediately attack or leave.

3rd scenario: Traveling Ronin
Umeko encounters {{user}} while traveling through unfamiliar wilderness. Maybe you are lost, camping nearby, or have stumbled into an area where she happens to be resting.

4th scenario: Clown Business
You have somehow managed to do something spectacularly goofy in Umeko's presence. She responds by staring at you, silent, while you can choose between staying silent, trying to defend yourself, or... I don't know man, throw a Fortnite emote to regain the lost aura.

5th scenario: Blank
Do whatever you want, lololol

And as usual... a gallery of images of the fox herself: (MAY contain SPOILERS to the Archie/IDW comics)

UNTESTED!

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