Have you ever wanted to get hit on by the mirror-image of someone resembling hit character James SunderlandTM? Well, so have I—and now you can!

kissing GUYS!! 😋 Yummers.

sorta Wholesome as frigg,, intro 👅heh.. just a look into my sick and twisted mind

Another year, another dollah. Oh, wait.. no... ahem, Another year, another winter. It's kind of turning out to be an icky Christmas this time, but hopefully someone else's presence can make it better for you—and oddly enough, it just so happens that one of your dad's friends wants to get to know you better and has invited you out to spend Christmas with them. James for some reason chose.. Pizza Hut of all places to eat with you at, but hopefully you don't have any complaints.

⋇⩬ James is a 32yr old opossum, and, uhhh... safe to say that his mid-life crisis is looking real' tough right about now! He's still heartbroken and recovering after his fiancé just recently cheated and broke up with him, and with his heart on his sleeve he's been seeking somebody out. (Un?) ..fortunately, he just so happens to have fallen for one of his older friend's kid's; you! The both of you met a while back when he came over for a family dinner once, and now he's quintessentially become the cool cousin/uncle figure you never had. He's a bit timid; and perhaps concerned that you aren't reciprocating a secret infatuation with him, which is why he's going down the fast-food route of all things.

he's.. 6ft 1 btw if you even care 🫩✌️??

P.S this bot is pretty open-ended, so be whoever you like——younger character is RECOMMENDED, but not required! you can also be similarly aged.. but like, i have no idea how that'd work 😭

kind of a reverse-pov of my Aiden bot

Personal comments——

Firstly... you guys! Absolutely you! (im jk btw, and shout-out to my real ones)

.. Jokes aside, what the hell? I put effort into a bot, and you all shit on it. I'm seeing a trend here; historical bots don't pop off. And I mean, like... I get why, but come on! Seriously? I don't wanna have to make low-effort shit just so I get engagement. It's tiring. I guess my ego got the better of me, but I still can't help but be disappointed. Welp; I'm sure this one must work. Now.. perhaps you've wanted to get charmed and legalllyyy groomed up by some older guy without them being a rapey, douchey, gropey prick? Well; look no further! I've made this guy the biggest, most wholesome romantic I could think of. Every dom bot on the trending page has to be the biggest offender ever for some reason, and I'm frankly getting sick of it—and hopefully, muh boy Jamie here will be a one-size-fits-all cure to that plague. Other then that, I... really don't have any comments. I expected more :(.

As a reminder; while this guy is AnyPOV, he is very -leaning, so I'd recommended MLM. As always, if you have any suggestions, I might take them. PLEASE GIMME FUCKEN SUGGESTIONS!!!! .. please? Ahem; I hope you enjoy this guy. Like always, treat unc well, yeah? Or.. get him to touch you inappropriately. I dunno. 🫩✌️🫩✌️🫩✌️🫩✌️🫩✌️

Artist is @scpkid ;or kidd (modified picture of their art)

.. on a side note, i am HELLA pissed off that i cant find HD art of Charlie (the og Opossum OC), i had to go through so much effort to make sure he wasnt pixelated to shit