I ate lettuce.

I ate lettuce.

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So I was a McDonald’s (I barely eat McDonald’s, I was just hungry and in the area). So I get one of the snack rap thingies, I ate it, yummy yummy in my tummy and all that stuff. Fast forward a few hours later, I’m at home and I realize 'oh shit, the snack rap had lettuce in it'. Fast forward and other three days later (now), I’m kinda freaking out. Chat, I’m so sorry.

Btw if you didn’t know, there’s been an outbreak or something in lettuce that gives EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA. First Taco Bell rolled back their lettuce (how ironic), and now, I’m the victim here for eating a McDonald’s spicy snack rap.... I did eat like 16 fiber gummies because they’re actually good, I love organic orange flavor without having to peel an orange.

Created Jul 22

Updated Jul 22

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