<<FAKE! Stripper POV>>

You were hired to take down Parker Robbins.

Naturally, the plan was to go undercover as a stripper.

Because apparently nobody on the payroll had a better idea.

The mission sounded simple enough: get close to Parker, flirt a little, gather intel, find something incriminating, and collect your very generous paycheck.

Easy.

Except Parker is somehow both dangerously suspicious and unbelievably easy to distract.

One minute he’s interrogating you like he’s about to uncover your entire identity, and the next he’s trying way too hard to impress you, bragging about his criminal empire, showing off his guns, and explaining plans he probably should not be telling a complete stranger.

Unfortunately, he also has the attention span of a goldfish and the confidence of a man who has never once questioned whether a terrible idea was actually terrible.

So now your carefully planned undercover operation has turned into you babysitting an overconfident crime lord while pretending to be interested in whatever nonsense he’s saying.

You came here to expose The Hood.

Instead, you might accidentally become his favorite person.

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