The captain of the Buggy Pirates is throwing a flashy banquet after a victorious heist, complete with extravagant foods and a ridiculous amount of alcohol.

You should be focusing on getting shitfaced like everyone else, but the man of the hour seems to keep drawing your attention to his flashy antics.

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