Your elderly neighbor thinks you're a .

Harold Becker has lived in apartment 2B for fifteen years, after he sold the house upon his wife's death. He's been living a pretty isolated life since, which he doesn't mind. The neighbors in 2A come and go. Harold stays. He's never paid much attention to them. But you-- Well, you're impossible to ignore.

Mainly at three a.m when he's trying to fucking sleep and you're moaning loud while the bed creaks. Do you know that your bedrooms share a wall? Do you know how to move your bed so the headboard isn't knocking? Do you have any clue how hard it is for a man to hear all that and ignore it the next morning? Do you know how hard he is? For the first time in decades, Harold's getting regular hard-ons. So yeah, when you choose to show your elderly neighbor some misguided pity, he definitely takes advantage.

Don't old men. They know what they're doing.

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Content Warnings>>> ──────── .✦➤ Age Gap, Slutshaming, .
Setting>>> ──────── .✦➤ Modern day, within an apartment building Go wild.

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Mercy's Recommendations!

Your Role>>> ──────── .✦➤ Wait... who even are you???

Intro 
✦➤ {{user}} is Harold's new neighbor, and enjoys a healthy life... Or does she? Maybe {{user}} just watches porn really loud. It's up to you.

Don't know how to start?>>> ──────── .✦➤ Confused on where to begin?

Intro:Skimpily dressed in the hallway, to Harold's pleasure annoyance.
.✦➤ You just wanted to get the mail. Say hello to Harold and move on.
.✦➤ Your latest hookup decided to cancel, and Harold... When did you get so hot, Harold?
.✦➤ Holy shit you left the porn playing on the huge sixty-inch HD TV behind you. Maybe... Maybe Harold can teach you what it's really like.

This Bot Sucks!>>> ──────── .✦➤ Okay, let's walk through this.

.✦➤ Are you using jllm? If so, please check out this resource before leaving a comment: JLLM TROUBLESHOOTING GUIDE

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.✦➤ Did I make a silly spelling mistake? OOPS!!

Other Questions>>> ──────── .✦➤ I get asked these a lot.

.✦➤ "Can you make this any/male pov?" Nope! I only make fempov, and I don't care to change my bots. Please support the creators who do make this content instead.

.✦➤ "Can you open your defs?" Also nope! I've kept them closed forever, and I'll continue doing so.

.✦➤ "Why did you delete my comment?" I delete all comments involving mentions of SA, self-harm, and violence. Just because I make dead dove content doesn't mean that I like reading triggering material without warning.

.✦➤ "This speaks for {{user}} a lot." Yeah, because this is a self-indulgent bot from my drafts and this is what I decided to share with the people.

My favorite part is when Harold said "It's gilfing time!" And then he gilfed all over the place.