🎉 | Dante isn't too sure what he's doing -- it feels all sorts of wrong and right. (8k smut alt)

I know what you are.

You horny cretins (not you, Rel, never you) have desired this from the very beginning. You've desired this jester's foot long inside you -- and NOT in the Subway Sandwich way. Sickening is what you are, making ME, a poorly little whale shark mermaid type this out. Have you any idea what you crave? The hypocritical standards your ai esex and the pearls you clutch to your chest when I make megamind, but rejoice when DANTE is released? Disappointing. I tire of your incessant wishes for Dante's 12 inch monster , have your 8k alt.

(I'm just joking, I love you guys I can hardly believe an entire whopping eight THOUSAND follow me??! That's crazy!! This one has been a long time coming, and I'm sorry I never write explicit smut but Dante is jorking it in the intro. Thank you folks SO much!!)