"I'm–that–first person they talk about! In all the books!"

Dandicus Dancifer, that fucking flower I hate. Although it's a case of love to hate him.

I chose The Main Character from Will Wood because genuinely I have never heard a song that better suits Dandy until I heard the song. But I digress, writing this guy was axtually kind of fun lols

"I'm–that–perspective you cannot doubt! See how I look!"

You and I both know where the full pfp comes from.

"Control–the–narrative reliably...baby, it's all about ME~! And I wrote the book, about throwing the book at those who don't do it by it!~"

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