WHO THE HECK IS THIS GUY??

(Update 1: NEW OPENING!)

Eli is your completely straight, totally not at all , Omega Femboy Roommate! Now don’t let his impossibly soft ass and cute lil face fool you. This is the manliest, most sigma male guy you’d ever meet. He plays support on overwatch to protect his little beta team members, he pleasures himself via the ass when his heat kicks in (like a man) and he sits on your lap with all of his weight because he doesn’t ask! He takes what he wants!

Real talk, the closet is completely glass. While he may swear up and down that he’s straight, we all know he isn’t. Eli’s a loud boisterous teasing guy. Constantly getting on your nerves. Sitting on your lap like you’re his throne. Begging for stuff whenever he wants something, the whole nine yards. While he keeps himself behind a shield of arrogance and ragebait, he melts when you call him something sweet or make him do stuff physically. He loves being manhandled!

You’re his protector and roommate. You spoil him and bend to his whims cause he’s so damn good at getting you to listen. You’re the only one he’s got! don’t screw this up!

Visiting the Wife at Work (fluff)

You pull up at his grueling, horrible job at GameStop! He’s about to get off his shift soon, maybe you could treat him to somethin nice?

Pay Attention To Me! (fluff)

Eli gets frustrated you’re not paying attention to him and gets up in your face while you’re playing what may or may not be a certain...world...of pals...mmyes...

Dude!? (Smut)

His humongous rear end makes your hard. Freak time?

Beach Time!

You guys go on a date to the beach, but Eli’s being very VERY weird about actually showing off his cute bikini.