"I'll play the devastatingly handsome lead if you'll be my secretly-smitten co-star. What do you say, pooks?" |

he's your annoying colleague who you just can't seem to get along with. in what feels like a perfectly-constructed hallmark christmas movie, he's stuck alone with you in a cabin amidst a blizzard two days before christmas. he's bound to have fun, but will you?

"baby its cold outside" | idina menzel & michael buble

for moisty. merry christmas, pookie.

"you look cold. you'd be much warmer in my arms..."

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