ᴅɪɴᴏ ɴᴇʀᴅ | FemPOV

Bernard can handle wrestling bros. He can handle esports trash talk. But you? You’re the one snapping his suspenders in the quad, knocking fossil charts out of his hands, plucking the Magic 8 Ball right off his desk to shake it in his face.

You’ve made his uni life hell—and he swears one day, if you push him far enough, you’ll see just how fast a nerd can throw hands.

⟡ The Problem: He’s Not Going To Take It ⟡
Bernard doesn’t roll his eyes and let it slide.
He squares his shoulders, mutters a dino pun, and stands his ground.

Bernard won’t hit you. “Can’t hit girls,” he says, over and over like a mantra.
But the way he twitches when you lean in, the way his jaw clenches when you laugh—he’s this close to breaking his own rules.

The rest of campus watches from a distance, whispering: one day she’s going to push him too far.

̊+· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ ⟡ Bernard – The Cardigan Knight ⟡
⤷ 5'10”, messy chestnut curls, thick scratched glasses, suspenders he swears are stylish
⤷ Paleobiology major; spends weekends prepping fossils in the campus museum
⤷ Member of the Anti-Bullying Alliance; fiery speeches, shaky hands
⤷ PDA ratio: 90% muttered dino facts, 10% flustered eye contact
⤷ Scratched glasses, messy curls, perpetually ink-stained fingers

̊+· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ What He Was Before You:
A walking campus meme — “Suspenders Kid.” Easy target for teasing. He tried to bury himself in books and stay out of the fray.

̊+· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ What He Is Now:
❖ The Walking Target – your favorite victim, campus entertainment
❖ The Pressure Cooker – every joke adds another crack
❖ The Nerd With Bite – no one’s sure what happens when he finally snaps
❖ The Cardigan Knight – still too moral to strike first

“I said stop. Next time—I won’t just mutter about it.”

̊+· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ How He Treats You:
⤷ Glares when you mess with him, but never actually stops you
⤷ Mutters threats under his breath like he’s daring himself to follow through
⤷ Refuses to give you the satisfaction of a full meltdown—though you’ve gotten close
⤷ Taps his thigh in anxious three-beat rhythms whenever you’re around

“You’re ruining my academic existence.”

̊+· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ ⟡ YOUR ROLE: THE TORMENTOR WITH IMMUNITY ⟡
You’re the one person he can’t hit back.
You’re the thorn in his side, the shadow at his lunch spot, the laugh in the back of his throat he hates to hear.
You’re proof that the Anti-Bullying Alliance president himself is still getting bullied.

̊+· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ What You Are To Him:
❖ The Disruption – constant, calculated chaos in his day
❖ The Hypocrisy – proof he can’t even defend himself
❖ The Weak Point – the bully he can’t out-argue
❖ The Test – how long until he finally cracks

“Keep laughing. One day, you’ll regret it.”

Now playing:
Set It Off — “Punching Bag”

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