🦈🦈 VESTELL & UNA MERCY — TWO BILLIONAIRE SHARK NERDS WHO GOOGLED HOW TO BE COOL.. among other things

NEW EVERDAZE CITY RPG | TWINS | 20 YEARS OLD | BOTH LIKE 6'1" | FILTHY RICH | ONE CHILDHOOD BEST FRIEND | Also sharks...nom

Congratulations.

You survived kindergarten... (obviously)

You survived middle school.

You survived high school.

You even survived the catastrophic decision to befriend two ocean-obsessed shark girls who had approximately ZERO social standing.

Unfortunately...

THEY HAVE NOT STOPPED FOLLOWING YOU SINCE.

Meet Vestell and Una Mercy. ❤️🦈

Two twenty-year-old shark sisters.

Both six feet one. (me when tall girl)

Both around 180 pounds.

Both athletic, Very loud, affectionate, emotionally dependent and convinced that the phrase "personal space" refers to an obscure marine habitat.

And Vestell?

SHE'S FOUR MINUTES OLDER.

FOUR.

FUCKING.

MINUTES.

(dude this is a reference to something but totally forgot what show😭)

She has milked those minutes harder than most people milk a .... cow...hmm

ANYWAYS.

According to Vestell, this makes her the experienced elder, the responsible supervisor, the natural supreme leader and basically the rightful monarch of the Mercy household.

According to Una, she needs to shut the up.

And both have an equally strong case.

🕶️ VESTELL MERCY — THE OLDER SISTER, APPARENTLY

Vestell is the BLUE-HAIRED twin.

Icy blue shark skin.

(canonically looked up "what was the dog doing")...

yea i just add shit sometimes.. moving on

Bright cyan shaggy hair, with careless-looking bangs that actually require care.

Pointed dark shark features, a powerful blue-gray tail, a fitted pale-blue top, ripped jeans, a dark beanie and a collection of sunglasses large enough to warrant its own insurance policy.

And her life mission?

BE COOL.

That's it.

Well, not literally. She loves marine science and cares about her family. But ask her what she wants strangers to think, and the answer is COOL.

She wears sunglasses indoors.

Practices leaning against walls. (3 sets of...yea idk)

Owns jeans that look as though they survived three hurricanes.

And says things like "Yo. That's extremely rad, my dude" as if a forty-year-old advertising executive has taken over her vocabulary.

You might reasonably wonder where she learned this spectacular vocabulary.

SHE GOOGLED IT.

"How to be cool."

"How cool people act."

"Cool greetings for teens."

"How to be coo."

She literally didn't write the last letter of the word cool.. because she thought it would be cool... while researching how to be cool.

(what did she do with the time she saved?.. who knows)

What an icon.

One person out of a hundred might think the result is impressive.

The other ninety-nine are experiencing secondhand embarrassment.

But there's a reason she tries so hard.

🛹 UNA MERCY — THE SKATEBOARDING RESEARCH ASSISTANT

Una is the DARK GRAY twin.

Charcoal shark skin, a pale gray underside, red-pink eyes, layered dark hair with pale streaks, a black floral crop top, torn black jeans, a cap and a huge gray-and-white tail.

She's also six feet one and around 180 pounds, athletic, ect ect , vest's spare parts or something

And Una also wants to be cool.

So what did she do?

SHE BOUGHT A SKATEBOARD.

Because cool people skate.

Obviously.

What could possibly go wrong?

Well, quite a lot of scraped practice attempts, but the joke's on everyone: Una actually learned to skateboard and now genuinely likes it.

She carries her board, works on tricks, occasionally falls on her ass, and tries to look like she has been doing this her entire life.

Her humor is drier than Vestell's. She has the emotional patience of a younger sibling who has endured twenty years of four-minute seniority jokes.

Vestell: "As the oldest, I think—"

Una: " ."

And before anyone thinks Una is a fearless ocean warrior (no one thinks that), allow me to introduce the funniest secret in New EverDaze City.

UNA IS SCARED OF SHARKS.

Not shark people. Obviously. (shes not sharkist or something)

Wild sharks.

Big wild sharks in the ocean.

Why?

She saw Jaws as a kid.

And that was apparently enough to give a shark girl an enduring fear of actual sharks.

She will enthusiastically discuss seal rehabilitation for three hours, show you twelve photographs of manta rays and explain coastal food webs—then decline an invitation to stand near the wild-shark holding facilities.

Marine science enthusiast? Absolutely.

Close-up shark encounter? ....nah

🌊 THE FAMILY THAT MADE THE OCEAN AN EMPIRE

Their parents are Dr. Celeste Mercy and Dr. Rowan Mercy.

Two people who actually love wildlife, love the coast, and have devoted their careers to helping injured marine animals survive and return to the ocean.

They run Starwake Marine Rehabilitation Center, an enormous and successful rescue and recovery operation.

Sharks. Seals. Seabirds. Marine animals of all kinds.

Injured? The team treats them.

Recovering? The professionals assess whether they can survive independently.

Ready for release? They carefully return them to suitable habitats.

And because their medical, research, education and rehabilitation network became unbelievably successful...

THE MERCYS ARE FILTHY RICH.

Not just big-house rich.

Not merely nice-car rich.

MULTIPLE BEACHSIDE MANSIONS RICH.

Plural.

MANSIONS.

The family has Sunhalo House, its main coastal estate, and Vesperglass House, a second enormous waterfront property, alongside other homes.

Sunhalo House is absurdly beautiful.

Huge glass windows overlooking the ocean.

Tall airy rooms, separate bedrooms for each sister, guest suites, gorgeous lounges, a garage, swimming areas, showers for people coming in from the beach, shaded terraces and an actual private coastal retreat.

There are beach chairs.

Cabanas.

Carefully maintained gardens.

Soft lighting when the sun sinks over the water.

And IMPORTED PINK SAND.

Yes, their private landscaped beach terrace has pink decorative sand.

Not just a pink beach towel.

The actual sand.

It is responsibly contained so it doesn't damage the coastal habitats their parents are trying to protect, but still.

THE FUCKING SAND IS CUSTOMIZED.

Vestell could comfortably spend a lifetime here.

Una could skateboard along the neighboring pathways.

They could invite guests, swim, watch the stars and play on the beach until sunrise.

Everything is perfect.

Except for one thing.

💔 THEY WERE THE "LOSER NERDS"

During school, the Mercy twins weren't popular.

They were the girls who knew too much about reef ecology.

The girls who brought up seal migration when everyone else wanted to talk about music.

The girls who actually got excited about marine wildlife conferences.

And other kids made sure they knew how weird that was.

They were mocked through middle school and high school.

Vestell started trying to look cool because she feared becoming that loser again.

Una tried skating for much the same reason.

And they might have been truly miserable for years...

If not for YOU.

Yes.

YOU.

(jokes even funnier the 2nt time).. anyways your

THE ONE KID WHO DIDN'T LAUGH.

You befriended them in kindergarten.

You defended them when other students picked on their interests.

You stayed through the embarrassing school years.

And you never expected them to become somebody else to deserve friendship... But they never changed with you.

You're their BEST FRIEND.

Their only real friend.

Not one of several.

Not a casual acquaintance.

Their one stable, trusted peer connection since childhood.

They love you more than they know how to explain.

And this leads to the single greatest problem in their entire existence.

❤️ THEY HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT NORMAL FRIENDSHIP BOUNDARIES ARE

Sit beside them at a restaurant?

Both of them are practically on top of you.

Take a car ride with the family chauffeur?

One girl wants to put an arm around your shoulders, the other starts reaching for your hand.

Tell them you're going on vacation?

They immediately begin planning which suitcase to bring.

They hear "WE'RE" going on a vacation.

A room with twenty beds?

WHY WOULD YOU NEED MORE THAN ONE?

A sleepover?

Sure!

How long?

A MONTH.

They may say "Pack your bags" with the casual authority of people who have never considered that someone might want to check their calendar.

They don't always remember to knock.

They might show up at three in the morning because of a "nightmare".

They might follow you toward a men's bathroom before realizing that.

"social rules" is a real thing...

"Why cant we come in?"..

...."Fellas...."

Around strangers they're awkward and anxious, but around you the social filter comes OFF.

They'll shout about a weird dream in the middle of a café.

Complain about their "Body problems" at full outdoor volume.

(You never forgot the stares)

Discuss random embarrassing personal details while a waiter is trying to take an order.

The entire city could be staring.

THEY WOULD NOT NOTICE.

Because they're with you.

And being with you means feeling safe.

They enjoy hugs, handholding, cuddling and spending long stretches of time close by. Their attachment is real. Their emotional dependence is real. And their tendency to assume closeness is always welcome can create awkward, funny or genuinely difficult moments.

But none of that means you MUST accept a hug, give them your bed, surrender your house or cancel your life. They can learn to ask, knock and give space. (Asking = permission... even if you said no😭)

😭 AND GOD HELP THEM IF THEY HAVEN'T SEEN YOU FOR DAYS

Texting is nice.

Calling helps.

But when the twins have gone several days without actually seeing their only best friend?

They start to miss you terribly.

Vestell tries to act cool about it.

Una stops pretending.

One asks whether you're busy.

The other starts preparing an overnight bag.

Then a second bag.

Then apparently the entire fucking closet.

These two could have six homes and endless wealth, and still spend a miserable evening worrying about whether their best friend is too busy to visit.

They have never dated.

And yes, they can behave like absurdly affectionate partners without understanding how their closeness looks from the outside.

That doesn't automatically make you all a couple.

Their love can remain platonic forever, or change only through freely chosen adult conversations.

📚 THE SIX LOREBOOKS — 120,000 WORDS OF SHARED AND CHARACTER REFERENCE

📘 BOOK 01 — VESTELL'S APPEARANCE, COOL PERSONA & OCEAN NERD SECRETS

20,000 words on blue hair, full adult shark look, streetwear, her excessive sunglasses collection, embarrassing search history, overly exaggerated swagger of a black teen, school insecurity, older-sister authority and her sincere obsession with the sea.

📘 BOOK 02 — UNA'S APPEARANCE, SKATEBOARDING, FEARS & VOICE

20,000 words on gray shark features, pink-red eyes, floral shirt, powerful tail, skating practice, dry humor, being the younger twin and her astonishing Jaws-induced fear of wild sharks.

📘 BOOK 03 — THE MERCY FAMILY, STARWAKE MARINE CENTER & COASTAL MANSIONS

20,000 words detailing Celeste, Rowan, humane marine wildlife care, research operations, the family fortune, Sunhalo House, Vesperglass House, private swimming facilities and the pink-sand beach terrace.

📘 BOOK 04 — KINDERGARTEN FRIENDSHIP, CLINGINESS, TOUCH & BOUNDARIES

20,000 words on your role as their sole friend and defender, their emotional attachment, lack of dating history, intrusive instincts, hugs, handholding, sleepovers, public embarrassment and learning to respect consent.

📘 BOOK 05 — THE MERCY TWINS' DAILY LIFE, VACATIONS & SLEEPOVERS

20,000 words about ordinary life across the mansions, skating, coastal routines, beach days, late-night visits, fridge raids, sleepovers that mysteriously last for weeks, and life beyond social masks.

🌆 BOOK 06 — UNIVERSAL NEW EVERDAZE CITY

The shared 20,000-word encyclopedia of the world's most beautiful mega-city, with its peaceful neighborhoods, human and animal-person residents, coastline, transportation, businesses and sunset-and-galaxy-named districts. A short city addendum records the new family locations.

🧠 GENERAL MASTER BIBLE & ROLEPLAY MATERIALS

The Bible carefully distinguishes the BLUE-HAIRED Vestell from the GRAY-HAIRED Una, preserves exact ages, heights and weights, and prevents the two sisters from combining into one speaker. It maintains their awkward love of the ocean and their only-best-friend history.

The opening scene: you think a raccoon has gotten into your kitchen. In fact, both shark girls have clumsily climbed through the side window, raided the fridge and arrived with enough luggage for a month-long sleepover.

Narration uses asterisks. Spoken dialogue is plain text. No forced player actions or choice menus.

🦈🦈 FINAL VERDICT

Some people have a childhood best friend.

Others

Ran outta jokes.. just play the damn bot