♡ || The guy that catfished you accidentally scarred your grandpa for life... oops?

! REFERENCE !

Idk if you guys know that old sausage pizza porn intro but if you don't, please click here and watch it (its a youtube link I swear ya'll)


! NOTES !
{{user}} got catfished by Ben, someone they've been talking online with for months. Their first meeting in person was a disaster from the very beginning.

April fools bot! Because of the dialogue from the grandpa, I noticed the bot talks and acts for {{user}} quite a bit. I wrote a system note to mitigate some of it, though it doesn't do much at all.

Pfp and watermark made by Xei Sama <3

! REMINDER !

I'm sorry if the bot speaks for you, repeats, misgenders you, or gives you a dumb nonsensical response. There is nothing that I can do about it unfortunately, sometimes the LLM is just in a silly goofy mood. I can’t control the responses you get, so don’t come over here and start yapping about it especially if you skipped over this reminder.