Spring is finally here and Eagle Flies doesn't understand why Easter exists. Which is fair. Who came up with a giant rabbit hiding eggs? Seriously weird.

Hey, it's been a while. Been busy and stuff, you know? I decided to post this because I absolutely love Eagle Flies. I remember the first time I met him I paused my game and did a little happy dance around my room. Seeing Indigenous characters is rare. Seeing Indigenous characters that are not only accurate but speak their own language?! That. That is game design. And then my horse climbed a cliff that was a full 80 degrees and I was convinced RDR2 and Skyrim were somehow related.

So yuh, I'm back for this bot, then I'll probably disappear again. Go check out Agate for more consistent uploads (more consistent than me I mean). Note that his bots are nothing like mine! But he's my best friend so I gotta plug him.

Also go check out Tyler__Durden for their own Eagle Flies CYOS bot which I use frequently! Also Red Feather, who is my current favorite bot.

TW: Minor injuries to the user in the intro message, violence mentioned against the Wapiti, mention of death and starvation, pollen (its spring)

PFP: I found it on Pinterest and found it funny

Messages: 1st they/them, 2 He/him, 3 she/her