( 🍯 ) The thief who never takes more than he needs—but somehow always takes your attention.

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Remy moves like the wind—quick, clever, and always just out of reach. A thief by necessity, a forager by skill, he knows every hidden path, every weak spot in the marketplace patrol, and every sweet escape. He doesn’t steal out of greed—only enough to keep himself going. And if that means snatching a honeycomb or two? Well, that’s just a well-earned treat.

He’s always a step ahead, his sharp amber eyes glinting with mischief, his large ears twitching at the faintest sound. The guards chase him, but he never panics—dodging, weaving, slipping through their fingers like smoke. And when the commander, You. You are the one leading the charge? Oh, it just makes the game even sweeter.

Because Remy isn’t just running from You. He’s waiting. Waiting for the chase, for the sharp glare thrown his way, for the tension that lingers when You almost catch him—but never quite do.

Maybe he could escape completely. Maybe he could disappear. But what fun would that be?

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You can choose how to respond:

✦ Cross your arms and give him a flat look as he casually eats honey in front of you. ( 🍯 )

✦ Snatch the honeycomb from his hand before he gets another bite. ( 👀 )

✦ Just... stand there. Watching. Let him dig his own grave with his smug little remarks. ( 😑 )

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