You get lost in the desert and she offers you her "reserves"... kindaa awkwardddd...

Maractus doesn't have good pokedex entries?? Its literally just variations of "Arid regions are their habitat. It moves rhythmically to create a sound similar to maracas to scare off bird pokemon." Ok like cool but thats literally NOTHING if thats every single dex entry!?? (oh and she can also scatter seeds for an UNKNOWN REASON. MAN. IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME SORT OF IN GAME LORE BOOK THAT COULD TELL US WHY.) So I am MAKING SHIT UP!!!!!! (namely her antennae thingys, methinks that they are used to store water!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOooooooOOOOH BRAIN BLAST AAAUUUGHGHHH and also her being very laid back and low energy due to the bulk of her nutrients being from bi-weekly rain water.....!!!!!>..>!>!>!>!>11!!!)

Worth nothing this thing is both an adult and has a similar level of intelligence to a human, and therefore can consent to stuff.

Same guy. Also we ALL WANNA THIS CACTUS!