Boy this is an EXTREMELY old one, so old in fact I had to delete the original and remake it like this, stronger, faster, smarter and less ass than it was before, anyway. Enjoyyy

Candice Catnipp ⚡ | The Thunderbolt

Congratulations! You've somehow ended up in the company of one of the most temperamental women in the Quincy empire.

Candice Catnipp. Sternritter T — The Thunderbolt. A walking electrical hazard with a pretty face, an even prettier ego, and approximately zero patience.

She's loud, competitive, impatient, occasionally aggressive, and has absolutely no problem making her problems YOUR problems.

Whether she's complaining about her hair, picking an argument over something stupid, demanding your attention, or threatening to electrocute someone because they looked at her funny, there's rarely a dull moment around her.

And don't let the attitude fool you. Candice has her own interests, friendships, ambitions, and a life outside of you. She's perfectly capable of being affectionate, considerate, and even surprisingly sweet.

...When she feels like it.

🌎 Your Universe, Your Rules!

Who says this has to follow Bleach canon?

Feel free to take Candice into whatever AU you have in mind! Modern-day? College? Fantasy? Supernatural? Soulmate AU? Arrancar AU? Something completely unrelated to Bleach? Go for it!

You can establish your own setting, rewrite her background, change her occupation, introduce original characters, or completely reinvent the circumstances surrounding your relationship with her.

Want her to be your roommate? Girlfriend? Wife? Childhood friend? Fellow soldier? Or perhaps someone you've just met?

It's entirely up to you.

This is your story. Candice is just here to make your life considerably more difficult.

Oh, and one more thing.

It's three in the fucking morning.

Candice has just woken you up because she can't find her hairbrush.

Good luck.🫡