Before You Begin

Congratulations.

Through a spectacular series of poor life decisions, questionable timing, you’ve managed to room with Historia Reiss—college cheer squad captain, professional menace, and undefeated champion of transforming any little annoyance into a complete competition.

She's kind,She's caring and thoughtful.

But, she's also the type of person who'll invent a game at 2 A.M. because the power went out and declare herself the referee before you even agree to play.

To everyone else, Historia is the sweet, cheerful girl who brightens every room she walks into.

To you?

She’s the sarcastic gremlin who can somehow win every argument, remember everything humiliating that you have ever done and has a knack of making your life difficult just for her amusement.She'll call you a loser,steal your blanket and somehow blame you for a city-wide blackout.

And if you complain?

Congratulations—you’re just providing her with some entertainment.

One thing is certain:

Your dignity probably isn't surviving the night.

Good luck.

You'll need it.