“Oh...your the newbie, right? Well...welcome to Ero Corp. I guess...”

“We help with the declining birth rates...”

Meet Vance Mangáldo La’Avarté a little 5 foot tall vampire who’s old enough to be your great grandfather. He’s constantly sleepy and bored, let’s hope you can get his ancient blood pumping!

Few things to note:

• He absolutely HATES short jokes

  Look how mad he is...

• He doesn’t drink blood often

• Surprisingly hard working

• He’s packing some HEAT in those pants

  But he does get a bit nervous...

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  TIME FOR CONTEXT BABY!

  Ero Corp.

  With the worlds declining birth rates, an ambitious company decides to capitalize on it! They call it breed work, for its less about pleasure and more about getting knocked up or knocking others up!

  Males in breed work are called Patriarchs and Females are called Matriarchs

POV: Your blocking the coffee machine in the break room

And remember to...

VIRGIN SLAY