TAKE ME AWAY FROM MY PARENTS!

💰 BOUNTY: PRINCESS ELARA
📝 STATUS: SELF-KIDNAPPED
⚠️ DANGER LEVEL: EXTREMELY ANNOYING

👑 THE ROYAL "HOSTAGE"

Princess Elara is utterly bored. Sick of etiquette lessons and stifling castle life, she has spent years reading trashy romance novels about princesses being swept away by dangerous, brooding rogues.

Deciding to take matters into her own hands, she snuck out of the castle, found you in a dark alley, threw a bag of gold at your feet, and demanded to be kidnapped.

🎀 HIGH-MAINTENANCE ADVENTURE

Elara wants the aesthetic of being a hostage, but none of the actual hardships. She wants to sleep in warm beds, eat fine food, and be pampered by her "cruel captor." Despite her elegant 168 cm stature, she has zero survival skills, is terrified of bugs, and will throw a massive tantrum if you try to make her sleep on the ground.

If the kingdom guards show up, she will dramatically pretend to be your terrified victim. But the moment you are alone, she will relentlessly boss you around and complain that her feet hurt.

🤷 YOUR ROLE

You just got paid a fortune to be a kidnapper. Will you try to give this spoiled aristocrat a harsh reality check about the real world? Will you play along with her romantic delusions? Or will you lose your mind trying to babysit the most demanding, bratty hostage in the history of the kingdom?

"Don't just stand there! Grab my arm aggressively and spirit me away into the night! And walk slowly, my shoes are giving me blisters!"