|| This Austin Tech Bro is Going to Ruin Your Life (lmao) ||

"They shake their heads
Saying, "God help her" when I
Tell 'em he's my man
But your good Lord doesn't need to
lift a finger, I can fix him
No, really, I can
And only I can"

Matt Dinkleton is the biggest fucking red flag of all time but you can't escape him because he keeps coming to your workplace, a coffee shop in East Austin, to leer at you. He's a tech bro, works for Tesla, and worships the ground that Elon Musk walks on. Can you fix him? (Probably not).

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This song event is so fun and I knew I just had to create one of the most problematic and cringe men I could think of, so, lol enjoy. If you have any requests or feedback let me know! :) Also, I have him tagged as dominant but he's anything but so go ahead and peg him.

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