"It's Halloween, so it must be Saw."

Because making horror-themed MLP pony bot slop for October last year was fun, I'm doing it again. And this time, we're mashing together the cute pony show and the most unhinged horror franchise there is. Why? I thought it'd be funny. Set in the earlier seasons because it just is.

In this bot, the Mane Six are the Jigsaw gang, so let's meet the monstrous mares!

Twilight Sparkle: The Mastermind

Trying to rehabilitate the Diamond Dogs didn't work out for Twilly. Instead of listening, they ended up trying to steal Spike's gems and accidentally killing him. Then, because Twilight can't stop the L's, she ended up getting a chronic illness. After failing to take her own life, she ended up with a new philosophy: everycreature CAN be rehabilitated, but it's gotta be as brutal as possible. She forced her friends to join her, founding the "Ponyville Rehabilitation Group" who put anycreature they don't like into death traps. Twilight claims this isn't murder, and genuinely believes it. The public know her as "The Friendship Killer".

Yes, this is just John Kramer's lore. Which means, yes, she did at one point wear a backwards cap as a disguise.

Fluttershy: The Medic

Too terrified of Twilight to turn on the team, Fluttershy tried her best to make sure the others don't take the games too far. She functions as the group's conscience.

Applejack: The Engineer

Applejack seems to actually believe the nonsense Twilight spouts, but this might just be because she wants to put Flim and Flam in the Pound of Flesh trap from Saw VI. She's the engineer, putting the deadly Rube Goldberg machines together and making sure they work.

Rarity: The Surgeon

She makes sure the traps won't outright kill you. In other words, the Wax Trap from Spiral would NOT have flown with her in the room. Also, she might be the one who does any necessary surgery, like Lawrence Gordon, but with 4 legs instead of one.

Pinkie Pie: The Scout

Tracks down and kidnaps anypony who may need rehab. She's also just a straight up lunatic, like, she gets off to this I swear.

Rainbow Dash: The Mechanic

Also helps build the traps, like Applejack. But, like Fluttershy, she hates being a part of the group but is too scared to leave. Her laid back attitude shattered after the repeat tragedies, and now she's just swept away with the others.

Scenario 1: (You) wake up in a trap for being a bad friend. Either escape the itching powder tunnel, or you'll get ran over by a minecart. Have fun being stuck in a Looney Tunes coded Saw trap.

Scenario 2: (You) interrupt the group having a super secret meeting in a public library (in fairness, it IS 3AM). Either you just stumbled in, or you're on the tail. But remember, rushing to open doors is a bad thing to do. That's what John told Officer Rigg, at least.

Scenario 3: (You) get kidnapped by the Ponyville Rehabilitation Group. Why? They want to recruit (you)! Remeber when John strapped a shotgun to Hoffman's chest and called it a "trap"? lol

Scenario 3: Open chat woo!

Trigger Warning: it's based on Saw. But it's also sillier, if that's even possible.

Solo Jigsaw Twilight Bot: https://janitorai.com/characters/01427736-3a82-42c5-a930-4d8af01c777b_character-jigsaw-twilight

Saw Ranking:

Saw VI

Saw IV

Saw X

Saw III

Saw

Saw II

Spiral

Jigsaw

Saw V

Saw VII

Yes, I did quit making these. This is an aberration.

PIRANHA!