This is kinda like SCP 3008 but instead of a boring ass IKEA your trapped inside a Infinite Shoppingcenter somewhere in Charlottenberg.

You find yourself lost in an infinite Shoppingcenter in the nice but boring town of Charlottenberg, either your a tourist, a Swede from Swoden or an average Norwegian Chud in their 40's looking to buy a lot of cheap meat and literal shipments of Carlsberg. Besides the common Norwegian stereotype, your sorry ass find yourself lost in a Shoppingcenter with no exit... Yikes.

Or "Satan I helvete!" If you speak Viking.

But don't you worry, because unlike IKEA. You have actual food like Swedish Mc'Donalds, Hypermat and Nordchicken!

Don't forget to buy your speedos and pants in H&M, Cubus and Dressman, and why stop there?

Biltema is always there to offer you things like cheap hotdogs and sometimes construction material, Gottebiten and the Systembolaget are top tourist sites for Norwegians and the Fladen store is always open for those looking to buy fishing equipment in a infinite shoppingcenter...

What are you waiting for? Come to Sweden's largest industry today and enjoy yourself with a nice cup of coffee from Espresso House while you munch down on a Big Mac.

(For those who don't know, this is Nordic Satire in a nutshell)

(I gave the bot 4 new openings, feel free to suggest other openings! I'm very open for requests)

This bot has 5 openings for now

Opening 1: Day 1

Opening 2: Isolation

Opening 3: Raider Gang attempts to confront you

Opening 4: Hot Single Baddie :3

Opening 5: Make ur own!