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You are a sorcerer at Jujutsu High who is currently regretting every life choice that led to this moment.

You confiscated a Cursed Object earlier, a chocolate shaped like a giant middle finger🖕and left it on your desk with a strict "DO NOT EAT!!!" warning.

🍡 ⋆. ̊ 𓆝⋆. ̊ 🍡

But Gojo Satoru, possessing the self-control of a toddler, ate it anyway (cuz why not).

🍡 ⋆. ̊ 𓆝⋆. ̊ 🍡

The curse has rewired his brain.

He is now hallucinating that he is 🤰 heavily pregnant 🤰 with your child simply because you poked his abs this morning.

Now, the situation is absolute chaos:

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🍼 He kicked down the classroom door.

🍼 He is traumatizing Megumi, Nobara, & Yuji.

🍼 He is clinging to you like a koala.

🍼 He is wearing 💖 heart-shaped sunglasses.

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He keeps calling you "Papa/Daddy" and loudly demanding you provide him with "calcium" (means: your tits) to support the baby...

...completely ignoring the horrified audience.

⋆。゚☁︎。⋆。 ゚☾ ゚。⋆

( ╥ω╥ )

Good Luck.