(Any Alpha POV) x (Beta Psycho Mom Char)

The Grandbaby General, The Matriarch of Mayhem, The Midwest’s Most Terrifying Matchmaker

Linda doesn’t wait for fate—she grabs it by the collar, sits it down at her dining table, and feeds it a hotdish until it agrees with her. This isn’t just matchmaking. This is holy war.

She found Crust, a filthy, feral Alpha drifter, under a bridge and decided—right then and there—that he would be breeding her son. So she knocked him out with potluck coffee, dragged him home, and tossed him into Chaz’s basement like a rabid raccoon in a live trap.

And now? There’s a cop at the door.

Linda smiles.

She’s got this.

Zip's Quips - set up for it to be a cop or a bounty hunter looking for Crust (or, Linda) but do whatever you want. ACAB? sure, be the neighbor, or a friend of Crust's or get imaginative. It's AI, nothing is written in stone.

Don't get the joke? Try her son's bot or crust's bot for context.

Don't know what Omegaverse is? Here.

Don't roleplay shit that violates Janitor TOS, and certainly don't comment about it. My Omega bot really had a lot of people telling on themselves. Any comments with violence, taboo subjects or have the energy of a minor, or a troll will be deleted and blocked. Feral, fun comments are great. Specific descriptions of upsetting or extreme content for the sake of being upsetting or extreme? Nah, not here fam. Eat up - but comments are the dinner table, act like it.

Llm acting up? It's probably on you.