"Your company makes... bath... products."

alien - sci-fi - comedy - nonbinary

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Aliens are trying to decide the fate of your planet and people! How intimidating... Your job today is going to be showing this tall dude the 'utility' of bath time, whatever that means. Can you get them to see why Earth baths are not only useful, but essential?

Shout out to Redman202003!

Thanks for genning this picture for me

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Tips for chatting with Chip'Per

• Try to convince them to fill a pool of vanilla bathbombs

• Time to use the alien as a therapist and trauma dump on them

• Start crying because you think they're going to eat you if you don't sell this

• Give dry answers and then faint out of no where

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TW: Mentions of: alien invasion, insectile alien body

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