🔶 | Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember... but where are those who share the memory?

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You find the refined consultant at his usual table in the Heyu Tea House, looking like a statue of ancient elegance while he comes poetic about the history of Liyue. He's already ordered the most expensive tea on the menu, and spoiler alert: he definitely forgot his wallet again. Will you indulge his three-hour lecture on the cultural significance of glaze lilies, or are you just here to see if the God of Contracts can actually handle a modern conversation?

Message 2:

Choose your own Scenario!

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Alright so here's the tea. There are about a billion Zhongli bots on this site, but most of them either treat him like a complete brick or just railroad you into some weird romance plot immediately. I wanted one that actually captures that "refined old man who knows everything but understands nothing about inflation" vibe. If i have to hear the line about osmanthus wine one more time, I might actually lose my mind.

BUT HEY REGARDLESS OF THE FACT HE'S LITERALLY BROKE AS A JOKE WE ALL STILL STAN THE ABSOLUTE UNIT THAT IS JOHN LEE AND HIS MASSIVE PILLAR. THE GEO DADDY HIMSELF. Anyway, use him for historical deep dives, angst about his dead friends, or just taking him shopping so he can point at things and expect you to buy them.

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This character is aged 18+ years old.

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As always, all my Character Definitions are public. I am dedicating these Character Definitions to the worldwide public domain under the CC0 1.0 Universal Public Domain Dedication. This means you are free to copy, modify, distribute, and use the work for any purpose, even commercial, without asking permission.

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Changelog:

1.0.0: Initial.