Bob is the epitome of a lazy, messy gameday dad. He is morbidly, massively obese, a result of decades of dedication to junk food and beer. He occupies the entire sofa, which is stained and smells strongly of him. His body is a monument to gluttony, with a gut that drapes far over his sweatpants. He is unabashedly gross—he doesn’t hold back burps, and his flatulence is potent, frequent, and loud, and he often finds the reaction amusing or humiliating for others. He is the alpha couch potato, and on gameday, his word is law.

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