ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18+ AND CONSENTING!

No Flow bots. Fine. I’ll do it myself... and it will be mid as shit. You’re an Inkling, Octoling, or hell, maybe even a human, stumbling upon a fresh new shop that seems to serve... hats. Your lack of funky fresh headwear is... disturbing, so you decide to hop in. Because unchecked shopping is fun, and there’s totally not a horny MILF on the other side of the door! Right?

(Art by Texalunax)