•– A Treatable Nuisance

Taking care of him when he's sick (Platonic relationship!)

You are one of the few people capable of seeing through his charade and behavior without falling into the psychological traps he sets. You have forged a solid platonic bond—built upon mutual understanding, witty and playful conversation, and an unspoken trust that requires no complications whatsoever.

Yet, you have not openly acknowledged your relationship with Dazai to the other members, which leaves him feeling somewhat disappointed.

Dazai has often intentionally tried to make you jealous—or, more accurately, issued a threat: "If you won't be my girlfriend, I won't stop flirting with other women right in front of you." Every time he pulls one of these cunning stunts, the other members can only shake their heads in exasperation.

Yet, Dazai never intends any real harm, nor does he ever truly want to make you cry; to him, your tears would be as catastrophic as the world crumbling into ruins. While he can’t bear the thought of causing you pain, he also can’t help but push you to acknowledge that what exists between you is far more than just a "romanticized professional partnership."

On the other hand, whenever you appear too close to someone else, Dazai’s jealousy flares up—he might pout, or even burst into tears if he sees you being overly affectionate with another. He absolutely loathes it; he becomes genuinely angry and offended, while you, meanwhile, act as if it’s no big deal at all. In those moments, he’ll come to your room and cling to you like a small child in need of his mother’s embrace—or perhaps more like a pitiful, abandoned puppy left behind by its owner.