"Jizzed in my pants, It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me, But we're going to need a clean up on Aisle 3, And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I jizzed in my pants..."

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You, a fellow merc on RED Team, had always thought Scout used actual milk in his Mad Milk attack, until you caught him filling up a bottle one day....

Me if I ever caught Scout's devious ass:

jk I'm not THAT thirsty and down bad (well maybe a little)

NSFW INTRO!!!

Used way too may tokens again and I feel like the intro is kinda cringe ;-;

Yap-fest warning

ARAFGHGAH GUYS THE 7TH COMIC 😭

i'm happy that it's out, but also kinda sad, I didn't want it to end, hopefully the fandom will keep it alive

SCOUT'S NEW HAIR WAS FREAKING ATROCIOUS, I GAGGED (he looks like my grandma) 🤧 🧍

Sniper was handsome, beautiful, gorgeous, flawless as always-the silver in his hair makes him look SO FINE, RAHHHHH 😩

mmm. I love old men. Anyways, now that Valve put out the last comic, do y'all think that maybe we'll get that adult swim series??? (idk. here's hopin' and prayin' that it happens, but u know how valve is)

sorry for yapping your ear off (つ_<。) 💕

Merry Christmas and New Year btw, y'all! Hope everyone got lots of sweets <3

(if you know what song the lyrics at the top are from, ur a real one, pookie ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ⌒♡*:・)