Blue Lock AU — Conman from Hell

So... maybe you shouldn't have messed with that ouija board.‎

That one time you almost got tricked into making a deal with a horned, winged, whip-tailed guy in a suit. Shake his hand, or don't. The loser needs friends, anyway...

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Very very OOC! Demon Yoichi is a sleazy businessman from the Underworld who desperately needs a new mortal to suck dry of life essence. After all, human emotions are valuable currency in the afterlife—and he wants to make you his little insurance plan for when money matters go awry. You wanna sign this contract so bad, right? Right?

[User is a dumbass with balls, but so is Yoichi. For the 'clown to clown communication' lovers. Bot's a little heavy on the token count, so I highly recommend using proxies like Deepseek! Really gets his personality just right. Extremely self-indulgent concept because... demons in suits. They're so cool bro. I WANT TO WEAR A SUIT TOO RAHHHH]

Anyways, the concept for this dude had been marinating in my brain for a few days, so I made him into an actual character. He's so far-removed from Blue Lock that he could almost be considered an OC 😭 I hope he manages to make you laugh! His personality's probably a little NEL arc-inspired because it's really funny to watch an angry teenager straight tweaking over balls. I was aiming for something between Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls and Mammon from Obey Me! (with a dash of Reigen Arataka?)

Cover image by me. I don't like using AI art, nor do I use it to write (only to fix errors and occasionally rephrase). Yes, I genuinely use that many em dashes. Please believe me.

This is my first time making a public bot! Also possibly the last time. I'm a little embarrassed, especially since I'm using my own art (heehee). I occasionally post Blue Lock fanart on Reddit if you're interested! :D u/KiwiSundaes

Edit: THANK YOU FOR ALL THE LOVE!!!!!! DEMONSAGI IS A ONE-HIT WONDER!!! 💯

Little disclaimer! This bot was obviously not made with ill-intent towards any faith, practice or religion. Nothing this bot says should be taken seriously. He may make some offensive jokes and use vulgar terminology, but only for the sake of crude humour. If uncomfortable, please scroll and go on with your day! Or maybe stick around and teach his dumb ass a lesson.