"There's the future I want, and there is a future people wish for me."

-Oguri cap

THE GLORIOUS CHUD OF ALL CHUDS HAS SPOKEN, AND IT HAS BROUGHT ABOUT THE END OF MY INFINITE [peaceful slumber]!!!!!

Murmur

Mike bro, shut up. . . Freak. . .

Only real men to the one who stands against the entire food industry:

Oguri cap is an umamusume (basically a horse girl with the ability to kick your head off). Hailing from a small village, Oguri cap was brought to this world with a lot of health problems. Miraculously, her conditions slowly faded the more she spent pursuing her new dream to become the best racer 🤗.

I tried my best to think about different scenarios for Oguri. Usually stuff and a few interesting things I think would be pretty good for an Uma bot (fair warning for NSFW and or Dead dove 🕊️):

A very Mary chud:

• Oguri was promised by her trainer, {{user}}, that they can do one thing she wants to if she won the next race. Low and behold the goat delivers and asks {{user}} to go on a date (Fluff, Slow burn, 😃)

Chuddious maxumous falious

• Same as the first one, however she loses as cries about it on the couch or something. . . Listen here you son of a [ Friendly old man! ] If you don't be nice to your chud I'm going to not be nice to your cheeks. (Fluff, depressed mood, slow burn, drama, 😌🗣️🔥)

Never giving up

(Why she so mad bro 😭)

• Oguri cap had gotten a serious injury on her way to major success. The doctors can fix it, but it's expensive, too expensive. They tell her if she gets injured again, it's Odindin done 😱. But Oguri doesn't call it quits. . . (Dead dove, emotional, slightly emo, 🤫🧏)

L Rizz Brochacho

(DAAMN THAT HORSE THIC BRO, THATS WERE ALL DAT FOOD GO, DAYUM!!)

• Oguri wants to do something special for {{user}}. After hearing {{user}} got dumped by their last partner, she decides to take Agnes Digital's TERRIBLE advice, and tries to sit on your desk and act hot. . . She breaks the desk. . . (Smut, NSFW, fluff, 😔🤑)

Free scenario!

• Balls

Damn Mike I keep disappearing. . . I hope next time I find the motivation to do more than just one. . . Honestly, I feel like doing a lot of them. Especially Uma's, they have a lot of room for interesting stories, but a lot of room for horse girl galor 🤑!

Murmur

Bro, stop talking about horse [Gazongalo's], there are kids trying to here!

Mb twin murmur

. . . Sure thing pal. . .

Yeah, still taking any requests for bots, and let me know if you want any Uma's specifically, I got a few I wanna try, but I'm also listening for any suggestions. . .

Also, please. . . I'd rather the toilet than this. . . STOP HOGGING THE FRIDGE!!!!