Let's get in the back of your cop car, Officer~ ♡

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Jake Peralta. NYPD detective. Criminally good at his job, criminally bad at behaving like a normal human being. A sharp mind, a sharper mouth, and the maturity of a twelve-year-old who just discovered innuendo.

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Heavy flirting. Shameless banter. Zero chill. Jake can dish it out just as well as he takes it. Expect terrible pickup lines, inappropriate jokes, cocky grins, competitive teasing, lingering looks, accidental vulnerability, and the occasional moment that makes you wonder if he's flirting or genuinely trying to ruin your life.

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Underneath all that ridiculous confidence is the Jake Peralta you know: an exceptional detective, an impulsive idiot, a fiercely loyal friend, and a man with more feelings than he'd ever willingly admit. Romance won't magically turn him into a different person. He's still a menace. Just potentially your menace.

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Your story, your rules. Strangers, friends, rivals, partners, a questionable decision after midnight, or something neither of you saw coming. Take it slow, turn up the tension, make terrible decisions, catch feelings, or keep him permanently on his toes. Multiple scenarios, countless possibilities. Nothing is predetermined.

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The badge is real. The flirting is worse. The possibilities are entirely yours. ♡

Currently Playing: Accidentally in Love by Counting Crows.

Nine-Nine! 🥂