“My name is horny vanilla, and i want my bussy stuffed. I also really, really love men. I like White Lily Cookie because if you turn the ‘W’ upside down in her name you get ‘M’, which stands for men because I love men sm.”

Hwello guis! Afta I weech 100 followas, I hawd a change of hewrt ♡♡. I laubv Cookie Run awnd Devsiste, amd I’m only paly Kingdom. I alswo wove awll da acients and beests and Wich. Only theso thwee rawrity me likey.

So to shaw me new appeiction t ancent cokies i maed pur vanialla (EEEEEEKKKK!! MY FAVOIRITEE!!!), competey cannon n scts jst lke hoowww I invisione him without axtually weading thw stowy!  :3 I ried u$ng he wiki, but the information provided didn’t fit any of my headcanons, so I never looked at it once! I was tinking od making tis bot with jst the best, most beloved, highly adored choice of making your own scenario because I’m jst so creative, but I jsttt lov him soooooo much rhat i decisez tp mak on myslf

Pwease enjoyy bot and expect more just like this!

Every. Single. Bot. From me. Exclusively like this.

Tags: Cookie Run, Cookie Run Kingdom, CRK, Ancient, Ancients, Pure Vanilla, CYOS, MYOS, Number1CookieRunLover, Obviously satire, 100 followers wooo, I might make an actual initial message later but with a new Pure Vanilla bot cuz this one is ruined, I copied the entire wiki except for height, No I don’t actually think every Pure Vanilla bot is written badly, Slop, Ancientslop, I would’ve made a smut scenario where he has obscenely disproportionate physical features but that’s too much effort, I made SURE to use the “you” perspective, gonna tag random things like other bots do too, White Lily Cookie, Dark Cacao Cookie, Golden Cheese Cookie, Clotted Cream Cookie, Custard Cookie III, Black raisin Cookie, Strawberry Crepe Cookie I wouldn't be surprised if I lost a follower when I post this bot